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The sack (gunia)



By now am panting heavily my toungue out gasping for as much air as possible.( this is the point where I wish we would breath though the skin). Five seconds are not even over up on our heals again.

Let me clear the air you may think I changed ma career but no. I happen just to be in the in the wrong place at the right time. Now we at 'koja' facing ngara. One guy asks me " wako wapi?" And without even thinking I relied: " ata sijui"

The air clears no more running battles, they start arranging their sacks on the ground and display their  merchandise. I collect  my breath for a few more minutes and begin waking back to the CBD.

As I approach fire station am grabbed ruthlessly by some guy and before I could curse out a few words or even form a fist I was facing the opened back door of a city council van.

"Mumeshinda hapa mukitusumbua Leo mtarujua"; this were words of one of the guys as he kicked my ass into the van.

We were like 27people in there its even by God's grace we fitted  in there. ( imagine my troma considering the fact that am an uptown boy).
Let me shade the light on this (before  i pass out  any time soon the beating plus lack of air) am not a hacker, I happen to be carrying a "gunia" you know this guys banded paper bags and I needed to transport  some  goods from one point to another. Its not that the government gave us alternatives...............

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